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Anything to do with the TV shows PGSM, especially Rei/Minako, 7th Heaven, or Full House. I also love cats, babies/children, and food or nature photography. :)



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PGSM fic - Chapters 6 and 7 are now posted.…
Mermaid Melody fic - Chapter 14 up!…
Inuyasha fic - First chapter up!  Chapter 2 is in progress.…

My Full House and two Sailor Moon fics are still being updated, but it'll take a bit longer for those.  I have the ideas, but no clue when I'll get around to actually writing them.  I'm putting my Buzzer Beat one on hold though, because I have absolutely nothing right now except for one idea and that's not enough for me to run with.  But I plan to finish it eventually.
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Reading: fanfiction
  • Eating: Egg McMuffins (without the meat) and hash browns
  • Drinking: Arizona Green Tea
I finally finished chapter 6 of my PGSM fic.  I think it actually turned out better than what I had originally written, so disaster averted! :D  I just sent it and chapter 7 to my beta, so they should be posted soon.
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Reading: fanfiction
  • Drinking: Arizona Green Tea

Just under 38 hours left to go until my birthday.  At 12:26 PM on Tuesday, I will officially be 28. lol  My mom asked earlier what kind of ice cream and cookies I want, since she knows I'm not a huge fan of birthday cake.  I told her I wanted either strawberry or cookies 'n cream ice cream and Oreo's or chocolate chip cookies.  Any combination of those works for me. :)  Other than that, we don't really have anything planned, though I do want to work on my fics and maybe even update a couple of them.  I'm kind of on a roll, except for losing the last scene in one of my chapters for my PGSM one. :P

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Reading: fanfiction
  • Drinking: Arizona Green Tea

I finally updated my Mermaid Melody fic after like a year. lol  Then I went to add more to chapter 6 of my PGSM fic, and I was  almost done with that damn Ami/Nephrite scene I was writing to end that chapter, and my browser froze up on me, forcing me to restart my computer, which means that now I have to rewrite it.  It was getting so cute and a little funny too, and just a few more paragraphs would have completed it.  It sucks!  Damn you, computer! *head desks* I have the ideas for it, but I don't know how I'm gonna be able to redo it exactly the way I had it.

  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Reading: fanfiction
  • Drinking: Arizona Green Tea
Here's a list of some of the products or place names I've seen around, either on the internet (which is almost all of these) or have seen personally:

Camel Balls (candy)
Mini Dickmanns/Super Dickmanns (candy)
Crack Heads (candy)
Cock (fish sauce)
Grilled Chicken Ass
Hairy Mary's (landscaping business in Doylestown, PA.  I saw this one as my aunt's friend and I were on the road one time)
Intercourse, PA
Sugar Tit, SC
Lickingville, PA
Hell, MI
Middlesex, PA
Hooker, PA
Humptulips, WA
Anus, France
Butts Real Estate
Kuntz Insurance Group, Brookhaven, PA (this is close to where my aunts' [on my father's side] live.)
666 Cold medicine
Ayds (diet candy)
Cock flavored soup mix
Golden Gaytime (ice cream bar)
Pee Cola
SARS (beer)
BJ's (like Sam's Club)
Climax, PA
Hazard, PA
Shitto (some kind of sauce)
Vergina (beer)
Wack Off (insect repellent)
Boner (breath spray)
Golden Shower Fountain (sparklers, as in fireworks)
Tranny the Floating Radio Duck
Wasted and Broke (ramen noodles)
Arse (wine)
Asse (candy)
Cemen (some kind of Turkish product, I have no idea what it is)
Bimbo (bread)
ShitBegone (pretty obvious, but if you don't know, it's TP AKA toilet paper)
Cat Crap (lens cleaner)
Homo Sausage
Barfy (burger patties)
Tranny Honey (transmission fluid for cars)
Fart (a candy and a drink)
Kraps (crackers)
Poo Poo smoothies
Little Pecker (one of those little duck shaped candy dispensers that shits out candy)
Bunghole Liquors
Camel Towing
Deep Shit Cattle Co.
Cummer Rd.  (a road near my sister's friend's house/horse rescue)
Fuchs Lubricants Co.
Morning Wood Design Furniture
PMS Firearms, Etc.
Stoner Drug
Nasty Chinese Restaurant
Heinz Spotted Dick (no idea what these are either)
Spermies (gummy candy)
!Oh! Fuck (bandages)
and there was this pub I remember while passing through a town on the way home from my aunt's place, but I forgot its' name or where it was.  It was funny though.

What are the funniest, most fucked up product or business names you've ever seen or heard of?
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Hi! Nice to meet you! I am an Irish-Latvian girl living in Florida. I'm nice, but very shy until I get to know you, and even then I'm still kind of shy at times. I hope to be a pastry chef/baker or have my own daycare or photography business and live in the San Francisco Bay area (or some other city that's safe and doesn't cost too much money) someday.

Facts about me:

1. I am a lefty, though I sometimes write with my right hand too.
2. I am mostly a vegetarian. I don't eat meat, but I do eat dairy and eggs, and occasionally fish.
3. My favorite colors are green and blue.
4. My birthday is September 16th.
5. I have Social Anxiety Disorder and ADHD, and have symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder, but neither of those has been officially diagnosed.
6. My favorite kinds of music: Classic rock/Oldies, J-Pop, Pop, 70s, 80s, 90s, Country (particularly Martina McBride, Shania Twain, Brad Paisley, and Lonestar) and some Disco. I hate Rap, Opera, Heavy Metal, and Screamo.
7. I am obsessed with baby names, even the names of celebrity babies and especially Latvian, Japanese, and Russian names. I dislike anything too over the top (Sha-Diamond, Shatoya, Shithead [sha-teed], Female [like tamale, but with an F], etc...) or trendy/tacky (Nevaeh, Addison, -aiden names, names of cars, liquor, or cutesy names you would give to pets). I like something that's still relatively uncommon in the US, but still classy.
8. I collect coffee/tea mugs.

Some of my favorite shows:

7th Heaven
America's Funniest Home Videos (Bob Saget version)
Tenchi Muyo/Tenchi Universe/Tenchi in Tokyo
CSI: Miami
Full House
Sailor Moon/PGSM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Deadly Women (Yes, I'm addicted to Investigation Discovery channel!)
Mermaid Melody/Mermaid Melody PURE
Fruits Basket
South Park
The Simpsons (pre-season 10)
Family Guy
Buzzer Beat
Mop Girl
1 Litre of Tears

My ships:

Eric/Annie (7th Heaven)
Lucy/Kevin (7th Heaven)
Matt/Sarah (7th Heaven)
Eric/Calleigh (CSI: Miami)
Ryoko/Tenchi (Tenchi Muyo)
Kiyone/Tenchi (Tenchi Muyo. I ship almost anything in this fandom)
Ryo-Ohki/Ken-Ohki (Tenchi Muyo)
Rei/Yuuichirou (Sailor Moon)
Usagi/Mamoru (Sailor Moon)
Misato/Kaji (Evangelion)
Shinji/Asuka (Evangelion)
Sango/Miroku (Inuyasha)
Kohaku/Rin (Inuyasha)
Sesshomaru/Kagura (Inuyasha)
Tohru/Kyo (Fruits Basket)
Hiro/Kisa (Fruits Basket)
Rina/Masahiro (Mermaid Melody PURE)
Lucia/Kaito (Mermaid Melody)
Hippo/Yuuri (Mermaid Melody)
Hanon/Nagisa (Mermaid Melody)
Sara/Gaito (Mermaid Melody)
Jesse/Rebecca (Full House)
DJ/Steve (Full House)
Danny/Vicky (Full House)
Aaron/Michelle (Full House)
Teddy/Michelle (Full House)
Rei/Minako (PGSM)
Ami/Nephrite (PGSM)
Usagi/Mamoru (PGSM)
Riko/Naoki (Buzzer Beat)
Mai/Shuji (Buzzer Beat)

I currently write for the Sailor Moon, PGSM, Full House, Buzzer Beat, and Mermaid Melody fandoms, but I might write for some of the others eventually. I just don't know what to write yet. lol

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Rapid-Star Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Birthday Laney! :hug: :party: :iconhappybirthdaycakeplz: :party: :party: I hope you have an amazing day, love ya sis!
Laney916 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks Bro! :)  You have a great day too!  and I posted the new chapter for our/my MM fic. :)  I was able to just end it the way we had it.  No need to add more to it.
NeepTheSheep Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks so much for the watch and the llama :D (Big Grin) 
Laney916 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!  Thanks for the favorite on my pic. :)
BlackRayneRaven Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist
Thank you for the watch and the llama!!!   >.<
Laney916 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
naga07 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
and watch
Laney916 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
naga07 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
thanx for the fav
Laney916 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. :)
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